Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Dive head first through the window

>Piratissimo: send your new army to go destroy the robot head

Eat the cheese!

>Examine wall Yggdrasil

New Game + Guy: Shoot yourself in the foot then cry to gain their pity.

NG+Guy: Then, when they're close and their guard is down, steal their spears and kill them at close range.

Now that the game's out, all I can say is the Trailer makes it look like a really cool story.

Have we received any news / info on the new Hiveswap Act?

HOMESTUCK IS DEAD

I came on here to post angry vitriol since I'm angry at my job but by the time I got here I found myself to be pretty calm so nevermind

"Bitch!"

"..."

"You're a bitch."

"..."

Your insults cannot take hold in a mind made of stone. The Construct is immune to your scorn.

That comic is amazing.

>Consume self. https://i.imgur.com/62FMrw0.png You have weight. You are suffering. You have flesh. You begin the ancient tradition again, and succumb to the nightmares as you consume yourself for the first time of the night. The nightmares are long and vicious - you will not awaken for another age....

scheherazade

>Try and text back that number that texted you.

>Ask how ham kills your dad.

For Team 2:

>That green circle should grab the item.
>Next turn should use it if appropriate. Otherwise, send another green circle as backup.
>Either move the backup green circle closer to the one who grabbed the item or have the item green circle retreat. Whichever seems more appropriate.

SBURBDUDE12 wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:03 pm

Hi, my name is SBURBDUDE12, I just turn 15! and I just joined the Homestuck fandom recently! I making a forum adventure, and I'm on act 5!



that was a awkward sentence

What do you think so far? Any fan theories you have about where the story is headed?

>Macbook. https://i.imgur.com/pIPqPpB.png Indeed. >It was useless anyways, destroy it. https://i.imgur.com/w16N9Jm.png https://i.imgur.com/N5K40NW.png You have had enough of this piece of shit garbage toy. It won't tell you anything useful about yourself or your predicament. >Consume the computer. ...

JON MATEN

These are good.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:59 am

snop

I agree.