Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

I'm gonna slap the creator You slap the creator. -5 HP. It then proceeds to jettison you through the nearest wall. I'm gonna be 3 turns charging to kick him in the balls REALLY HARD. Ok, but make sure you update the charge each turn. You can just do this by incrementing the charge each turn you tak...

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Did someone say something about alcohol?

i dont know whether to rejoice or curl up into a ball and forget i exist upon hearing this knowledge! rejoicing sounds more fun though im gonna do that, welcome back morgan :D

is that why people say kawaii desu

its him

the overseer

actually write a power ding dong

i wish i could blow things up with my mind that aren't myself or anywhere near me

You get Pumpkin flavored fru- wait, no, they're gone. Were they ever there in the first place? you wonder.

Fidget Spinner && Mug

who said i'd comply with you

I look appon the CODPIECE CLONE in disgust. Then I realize that If I don't do anything to distinguish us people will begin to think that I'm like that hethin! So I dawn a tie and become BUREAUCRATIC and I use my new powers of BUREAUCRACY and REGULATION to set the minimum damage for attacks against ...

we'll

meet again

dont know where

dont know when

but i know we'll meet again

some sunny dayyyyyyy

((ah, alright. Do i need to add everyone or is there like a discord server i dont know about))

((so wait are we using pesterchum or discord for in character conversations? should i add every handle to pesterchum for RP purposes and then add everyone on discord for OOC convos? Or vice versa? Sorry for an only OOC post, I just need you to clarify so i dont fuck it up))

i mean, we could just use some other means of communication when we want to speak in-character to kidpen's dude. It'd be cool if we could use pesterchum to speak in-character, would also make it easier on you (argent), unless someone here can't/doesn't want to use Pchum.

MP careful what you say, some people may not take you saying something like that as a joke

and if you aren't joking, don't act like that. that starts arguments.

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:37 pm

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING QUOTING EACHOTHER

is that taboo in a thread such as this? hmm?

Granted. It's an alternate version hellvard that only has trigonometry. And you are physically incapable of leaving. At all.

I wish i had a regular, unaltered, 8 oz. glass of apple juice.

You get a piece of the legendary Normal candy. It turns out that Normal's candy sucks and might also be literal poison. whoops.

i wish for some money so i can get a burger and some fries and a milkshake too probably