Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Granted, you gain access to this forum as much as you want as long as you eat something

I wish for Homestuck to legally change its name to Homosuck

Granted, Everyone gets Covid-19.

I wish Homestuck replaced the bible in ancient times.

My favorite is of course hussies lips, like look at it it is glorious.

you get a 8 oz. glass of apple juice that can't be altered, i.e. you can't drink it.

I wish for some tomato juice.

Granted, you can speed it up with about 1 + 1/10^100 times the speed.

I wish to learn how to skate

Me

Your sprite is a combination of the item to the left and right of you, what is the name of this sprite?

In HS^2, you will never see the canon weapon.

I wish for a Toblerone

Cute/10

Granted. The third option is to not read it.

I wish for a Friendsim for the alpha trolls.

Yes, I love them and I What types of food is your favorite?

I will fix the bug that makes it so that the frog ruins did not appear in this universe

Your favorite non-Homestuck character is now a part of the Derse agents, how much does this change for the agents?

Mold a Toblerone, is a game where you twist the wish of the person above. (Basically corrupt a wish/the monkey paw but Homestuck flavored) Here is an example: User 1: I wish that Feferi is in the comic again. User 2: Feferi appears as a blob of 4x4 pixels in the back of a horde of ghosts. And then U...

European of course.

If you woke up on your respective moon, what is the first thing you would do?

Purple/10