Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

holy toasty shits i completely forgot about that little bastard

maybe for good reason

gamzee is a real g and the comic dun did him dirty

Sefron's eyes lit up like twinkly little diamonds. He reached over towards the counter for the nearest implement - in this case, a frying pan - and flourished it. There was no pose for him to strike as an accompaniment (that would be far too silly); though he did make a sweeping gesture outwards wit...

With things now settling down, Sefron opted to excuse himself from the conversation and return to the kitchen. The fancy glasses and liquors were right where he'd left them. As were the miscellaneous foodstuffs he'd rifled through; those were piled together, on one of the big kitchen tables. Seeing ...

AC: So utterly and terribly sorry for the sudden and precipitous delay in mine posts upon this delightful forum of communication. AC: My most astute and perspicacious of agents and I were having a discussion of utmost import and paramountcy, concerning many distinct and preponderant issues. AC: Now...

AC: Yes; dearly departed and dreadful Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. AC: The pestilently pernicious scourge of Alternia, and its saltiest of high seas. AC: She was one of the more, let us say, notoriously wicked and dishonorably opprobrious trolls to ever have been enrolled within the despicably depl...

AC: Ahh, yes indeed! I am incredibly and incredulously familiar with the works of one famously acclaimed and well~renowned Mr. Vangog. :] AC: As I recall in my infinite and sempiternally perdurable understanding, many of his more idiosyncratic and distinctive works were pilfered by a particularly w...

SEFRON: Hmm. :| SEFRON: A... hyu~man, did you say? SEFRON: A uniquely bromidic name for a particularly banal and quotidian~looking creature such as yourself. SEFRON: Although your explanation of multitudinous appearances is surely and undoubtedly similar to the abounding presentation of my own spec...

AC: Now, now, my dearest and most humorously esteemed of inerudite jades. No need to resort to using the abominably objectionable vocations of the lowbloods to vent your conspicuous and obvious frustrations regarding your entirely fleeting existence. :] AC: It is beneath one who is born unto the li...

AC: Oh dear. Mayhaps I am still using far too eloquent vocabularical preferences for such a benighted jade? AC: I once again forget mineself, and how I am currently surrounded by the common folk who are wholly and entirely unused to such facund and magniloquent mannerisms of speech. AC: Pardon my h...

AC: Ahh, so you will never be properly and sincerely bequeathed with the comforting privilege of passing anointedly into true extradition with the more disciplined and eloquently raised jades. AC: What an indescribably unique and bemusing notion, to be speaking now with one such lesser~born as your...

Sir Sefron? Well, if that didn't tickle his ego just the slightest bit. It was normal for others within his extended social circles to refer to him by such similar monikers, but its overuse and familiarity never stopped a smile from appearing on his face when he heard it - whether he was in the wak...

AC: A jade, living beyond the constrained confine and sheltered security of their customarily assigned and sanctioned cloister? AC: How utterly quaint and laughably fanciful, for certainties within certainties! :] AC: Though it would surely explain the entire and complete lack of courtesy and decor...

AC: Hmmmm. :| AC: Such poor form from yet another of our prodigious species, who has lost their metaphorically symbolic way within the confines of our indomitably meritorious empire. AC: I would have expected this type of disgracefully distasteful behavior to have been bequeathed by an equally dete...

"Dead" sea-dwellers? Sefron cocked one of his well-groomed eyebrows. It was something that could be possible, certainly, if this curious troll was from some planet other than or adjacent to Alternia. His waking self would have most likely laughed off such an assertion. But in that moment, he suppose...

(( i think i'd like to jump in here at some point but i have to think for a bit about what i'd like to do first ))

Sefron chuckled to himself, and took another sip of his drink. It was getting to the point where the olive clinking at the bottom of the glass was becoming more noticeable when he swirled it around in his hand. A pity, but not entirely unexpected. Perhaps next time he'd concoct a more sweet, potent ...

AC: Aaaaahh! I am so utterly and wholly altogether apologetic for how long it took me to respond to this climatically cultivating conversation. AC: I always forget how criminally unhinged and deranged some lowbloods tend to act when once one removes the immediate threat assuring their destruction w...

AC: Ah, yes indeed. Allow me to tone down my so-called "language habits" and "speech mannerisms". I always forget that lowbloods have a difficult time deciphering their more complex and well-read counterparts when we speak so loquaciously on a regular basis. AC: How utterly and genuinely foolish of...

(( yeah don't worry i'm not planning on keeping that kind of length up the whole time. i'd prolly die if i tried :apple: )) -- x -- Another troll appeared from nowhere in particular. That made four of them now - including Sefron himself - and one pasty, hornless alien. Five in total; an eclectic out...