Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Yeah, but it had 0 stands. Screw that

I refuse to watch the Johnathan Jostar stuff

How many times will I have to read it to understand it

I suppose so, but at the same time, wouldn't something as complex as homestuck have callbacks that would allow me to understand what I skipped. Skipping is vital to a good series

Why though? I skipped a bunch of parts in things like Naruto and Jojo. How is this different?.

Hello,
I am new to homestuck and am interested. That being said, my sister who have read it already says I am too stupid to understand the complex storylines of homestuck. Is there a guide that will let me skip around and get the gist of the story, or at least to the cool grey people.
Thanks,

Alan