Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

so who's reading the bible here?




https://archiveofourown.org/works/21620 ... s/51555274

delete thi

no dont

Thanks I prefer bible fanfics

aspiringWatcher wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am

Thanks I prefer bible fanfics

I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?

Crpal wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 am

aspiringWatcher wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am

Thanks I prefer bible fanfics

I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?

I choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.

I tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/

#JudasDidNothingWrong

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm

#JudasDidNothingWrong

Judascourse

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm

#JudasDidNothingWrong

he sold his bro out for thirty cash

Everybody gangsta til the Lamb opens the Seventh Seal.

Is God the Father a twink or a himbo. I need to know.

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm

#JudasDidNothingWrong

arachnidsGrip wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pm

I tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/

aspiringWatcher wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:36 am

Crpal wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 am

aspiringWatcher wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am

Thanks I prefer bible fanfics

I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?

I choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.

egg wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:06 pm

Is God the Father a twink or a himbo. I need to know.

This whole thread is going to hell

good.

galileanTactician wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:07 pm

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm

#JudasDidNothingWrong

arachnidsGrip wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pm

I tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/

aspiringWatcher wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:36 am

Crpal wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 am

I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?

I choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.

egg wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:06 pm

Is God the Father a twink or a himbo. I need to know.

This whole thread is going to hell

that was the intention

Honestly the worldbuilding in the old testament was incredible, but it lost its way when they retconned everything for the new testament :/

It could be argued that the Christian God's arc and Vriska Serket's arc have similar parallels. Observe.
In the Old Testament, God is an all-seeing being, who demands everyone's attention, and whose wrath often incur cruel and unusual punishments on people whom the anti-God (anti-Vriska) and religious (Vriska stans) fandom continue to argue over whether or not they deserved it.
In the New Testament, God is painted as a purely good being, who guides a human being, operating on a different realm from his entirely (Heaven vs Earth), who perishes in an unusual location possessing recognizable iconography in order to ascend to godhood, a feat which he accomplishes after a short while of being actually dead. This human being, possessing charisma and wisdom. With his power, he absolves the sins of his people, thus fixing everything, all while God takes most of the credit for it, thus generating endless controversy in the real life Jesus fandom.

I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?

Sokota wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:05 pm

I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?

Have you tried talking to the Burning Bush? I've heard he's a vital NPC for the quest.