ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Sahxyel · Post by **Sahxyel** » Sat May 23, 2020 3:06 am

The Ex-Chair of Commerce has already been disgraced enough. You cannot take his fetching red hat no matter how tempting it is. It is rightfully his.

>WV: dont forget your beautiful ambar! someone could steal it!

You mean this? This isn't your pretty amber you freed SERENITY from. That was left behind when you were transported to the Meteor. This is a replacement made from an empty FIDUSPAWN EGG you found while exploring.

It wouldn't do to leave it behind. You will need things to barter with when you find the clown, wherever he is. You suppose you can take the can it's on too. You have four cans but there were five TYRANTS left to fell.

You obtain the FAKE AMBER.

You also obtain a RATION CAN.

>WV: exit room

With your inventory now a little heftier you decide it's high time to leave. You're as ready as you're going to be.

mojoOverdrive[MO] · Post by **mojoOverdrive[MO]** » Sat May 23, 2020 10:26 am

I have been reading this for a bit and I just realized something. Was Vriska's death a heroic or just death?

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Sat May 23, 2020 1:51 pm

>WV: walk through that hallway in the most stylish way possible.

luigi · Post by **luigi** » Sat May 23, 2020 6:31 pm

>Stop to smell the flowers taste the spilled drink.

Sahxyel · Post by **Sahxyel** » Sun May 24, 2020 2:55 am

Against your better judgment you taste the liquid on the floor. You recognize the taste! Why it's APPLE JUICE! It is truly the ambrosia of drinks, much better than TAB. You live for this stuff! Dave and Karkat came over just today with a pack of them, they must have tossed these spent bottles out when-

Er.

What you MEANT to say is the Dave TYRANT and the shouty TYRANT must have carelessly tossed these empty bottles aside, littering the meteor with their MESS. If the AUTHORITY REGULATOR were here, he'd be disgusted at this travesty.

>WV: walk through that hallway in the most stylish way possible.

You strut your stuff down the hallway in the most incredibly stylish way possible. The sheer power of it could make even the sternest model cry in awe and inadequacy of their own ability.

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Sun May 24, 2020 6:41 am

>WV: grab the horn. make it happen. honk it.

Sahxyel · Post by **Sahxyel** » Mon May 25, 2020 3:51 am

You obtain a CLOWN HORN.

Nothing happens.

You don't know what you were expecting. It's just a CLOWN HORN.

You...

You did not honk the horn that time.

Zentoyo · Post by **Zentoyo** » Mon May 25, 2020 6:19 am

Don't turn back, tell the being behind you that you want the same thing, all the heretics dead. This one is a loose cannon, proceed with utmost caution and if you can't make an aliance happen, at least part ways as non enemies. Keep in mind that having an ally, even if a temporary one will prove useful; maybe you can kill a few TYRANTS if they are alone and unaware of your intentions but if your cover is blown an ally would prove useful.
Also inform the clown that there is a corpse with a head ready to harvest where you came from, that should please him.

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Mon May 25, 2020 6:46 am

>WV: be the dave tyrant

Post by **calamityCons** » Mon May 25, 2020 11:44 am

>WV: Greet Clown Horn Man

Sahxyel · Post by **Sahxyel** » Tue May 26, 2020 4:19 am

What?

No seriously. What? Why would you ever become the Dave TYRANT? That thought is so asinine it crosses all logic into the ridiculous. The Dave TYRANT, nor any other TYRANTS, will ever be YOU.

In your ATTEMPTS to be someone else you only partially succeed.

You are a PERSONIFIED MYSTERY who is a little annoyed to be interrupted at this moment.

Before you can enter a command you are FORCIBLY EJECTED from this point of view.

You are again the WRATHFUL VINDICATOR and-OH GOODNESS OH DEAR!!

Your head feels like it's in a vise! You're very FRIGHTENED and incapable of FREEING YOURSELF in such a compromising position!

Spoiler

Show

GAMZEE: hey motherfucker.
GAMZEE: HOW'S IT MOTHER FUCKING GOING.
GAMZEE: :o)

>WV: Greet Clown Horn Man

In the smallest timidest voice you have you tell the clown hello and that it is going 'ok' but unfortunately you have a headache.

Spoiler

Show

GAMZEE: well ain't that some shit.
GAMZEE: I'M DOING MOTHER FUCKING GREAT.
GAMZEE: somebody must have gone and smashed that spider bitch up good.
GAMZEE: KNOCKED THAT SPARKLE-FAIRY RIGHT THE FUCK OUT WHILE I WAS STILL AWAKE.
GAMZEE: my mind's been clear for the first time in a motherfucking while.
GAMZEE: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
GAMZEE: i feel like celebrating.
GAMZEE: I'LL PAINT A MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW USING ALL THE COLORS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SPACE ROCK.
GAMZEE: honk.
GAMZEE: HONK.

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Tue May 26, 2020 9:27 am

>WV: ask him if he wants to make a deal.

kingof555 · Post by **kingof555** » Tue May 26, 2020 11:59 am

wv: finally find the dave tyrant and win hide and seek, once and for all

Stripe-eyes · Post by **Stripe-eyes** » Tue May 26, 2020 1:54 pm

Show the tyrant clown his future to join you

Post by **calamityCons** » Tue May 26, 2020 4:04 pm

WV: Tell Gamzee you want the same thing. Join together.

luigi · Post by **luigi** » Wed May 27, 2020 11:44 am

>Ask Clown Tyrant where the Puppet Tyrant is

Spoiler

Show

The alpha timeline only needs LE to exist for it to be the alpha right? Theoretically if we still got all the right pieces into place we could still create him and this would... count as an alpha timeline? We can use WV to do what Aranea meant to do but actually succeed :0 We can get WV to kill all the kids, beat SBURB, create and then defeat LE, and then run Earth C as a carapacian democracy. Fuck Kingdoms.

Sahxyel · Post by **Sahxyel** » Thu May 28, 2020 4:20 am

You tell Gamzee that you'd love to help him paint this meteor with all the colors available. You want to join him and help-

OW OW OW OW!

Spoiler

Show

GAMZEE: YOU WANT TO JOIN ME DO YOU.
GAMZEE: well motherfucker that would be just mother fucking dandy.
GAMZEE: JUST SO HAPPENS I NEED SOME CANDY MOTHER FUCKING RED TO PAINT THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLACE.
GAMZEE: and i got plenty of the stuff. :o)
GAMZEE: JUST HIDING INSIDE A CRUNCHY MOTHERFUCKING SHELL.

WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE YOU SHOUT YOU WANT THEM DEAD YOU EVEN KILLED THE 8ITCH PLEASE YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING THE REST YET! THE TREE OF LIBERTY NEEDS TO BE WATERED WITH THE BLOOD OF TYRANTS FIRST!

He stops squeezing for a second. You resist the urge to sigh in relief.

Spoiler

Show

GAMZEE: you killed the mother fucking spider bitch?
GAMZEE: YOU KILLED.
GAMZEE: THE MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER BITCH?

Spoiler

Show

GAMZEE: you know what.
GAMZEE: I DIDN'T SEE THIS FUCKING COBALT ON THESE DUDS OF YOURS MOTHERFUCKER.
GAMZEE: looks like a lot of it too.
GAMZEE: HONK. :o)
GAMZEE: didn't know you had it in you little brother.
GAMZEE: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOWN KICKING IT WITH THE FUCKING WICKED BLASPHEMERS HERE.
GAMZEE: you always were hanging with my ex best motherfucking friend and his new best mother fucking friend
GAMZEE: BEING THEIR MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE COMFORT PET.
GAMZEE: honk.

Spoiler

Show

GAMZEE: what happened?
GAMZEE: DID YOU SEE THE MOTHER FUCKING TRUTH TOO LITTLE BROTHER?
GAMZEE: did you see.
GAMZEE: THAT ALL OF IT.
GAMZEE: and i mean all of it.
GAMZEE: IS THE WICKEDEST MOTHER FUCKING JOKE IN ALL PARADOX MOTHER FUCKING SPACE.

>WV: Show the tyrant clown his future to join you

You share the FREEDOM OF SPEECH with the clown.

Generalrabogolfo · Post by **Generalrabogolfo** » Thu May 28, 2020 7:14 am

>gamzee: get very angry at your future

Zentoyo · Post by **Zentoyo** » Thu May 28, 2020 9:31 am

haha funnee cloun

Hmmmbris · Post by **Hmmmbris** » Thu May 28, 2020 1:16 pm

Gamzee: realize fate is a motherfucking heretic

Homestuck.XYZ 2.0