>ROBOQUEST

[MP the OP OG]

>fix yourself

[Generalrabogolfo]

>Robot: crawl to the reliquary.

[luigi]

>Legs: Plan space piracy.

You are now the LEGS. You have suddenly gained AUTONOMY, and a MIND of your own. As soon as you realize this, you decide to also break free from the constraints of being commanded by the NARRATIVE.

.

You can no longer be the LEGS. You are the ROBOT again. The LEGS have engaged their plan for SPACE PIRACY, commandeering the ship's WHEEL with their FOOT. Stupid LEGS don't even remember the entire premise of the ROBOQUEST or something? Your SHIP's broken, it ain't going anywhere bub.

>Fix yourself.

Yeah, but how?

>Robot: Crawl to the RELIQUARY.

You think crawling would be a bit undignified, not to mention nearly impossible considering you have no limbs so you just hop over instead.

Your cat is still WASTED on GAS FUMES, so you don't think he'll be retrieving any RELICS for you anytime soon. You could always just force him to throw up his loot if you're that desperate for your SPACE WEAPONRY, but that's technically animal abuse.

Not that it matters, I mean, you're basically the space police already.

You're surprised your LEGS have been entertained by that non-functioning WHEEL for so long. You wonder how long you can go with just ignoring them and their silly antics altogether.

[luigi]

{sorry for the week long hiatus, i have two jobs and got real busy. will try to update tomorrow, saturday, and sunday, can't promise anything mon-next fri but ill try my best}

[luigi]

Also commands from my irl friends:

>Hop over CAT to WORKBENCH.
>Equip WRENCH

...
(K you monster)
>Crush the CAT

[luigi]

>Hop over CAT to WORKBENCH.

Okay, you do that. Your LEGS get bored of the WHEEL and go after your SWORD.

>Equip WRENCH.

Yes, this is a good use of time. You put the WRENCH in the ARM HOLE. Your LEGS continue in their plan of SPACE PIRACY! They intend on cutting open your RELIQUARY CAT and seizing the powerful SPACE WEAPONRY that lie inside...

>Crush the CAT.

...unless, of course, you get there first. As a BOUNTY HUNTER, it is your job to stop SPACE PIRATES in any way you can.

Even if it means killing cats, instead of just like waiting until they vomit up their relics like a normal person.

[Generalrabogolfo]

>legs: kick the censor panel.

[BrobyDDark]

>mourn cat

[luigi]

>Legs: KICK the censor panel.

You cannot be the LEGS! The LEGS kick the CENSOR PANEL anyways, because they want to. Your SPACE WEAPONRY, the LEGENDARY FORK, was pushed out of the CAT when you crushed it. Better grab it before the LEGS do, or else you'll have just killed your CAT for nothing.

>Mourn CAT.

This is incredibly sad!

[Generalrabogolfo]

>check date

[BrobyDDark]

>equip fork in arm slot

[luigi]

>Check date.

You take a look at your CALENDAR. Pretty basic stuff, there isn't much to say about it. The DATE is 7/4/6451.74.

>EQUIP FORK in ARM slot.

You EQUIP your POWERFUL SPACE WEAPONRY.

The LEGS ARM themselves likewise, making a horrific limb-chimera abomination. The ARM is loyal to the HEAD, meaning you can now be the ARM, even if you can not be the LEGS.

[Generalrabogolfo]

>fork the bunny.

[luigi]

Commands from irl friends:

>Develop a crush on the CAT.
>ARM: Fight LEGS for dominance.
>Robot: Open TREASURE CHEST
>_

[luigi]

>Fork the BUNNY.

You use your LEGENDARY FORK to finally eradicate the all-consuming evil contained within the VESSEL OF MALEVOLENCE (A.K.A the BUNNY). The INVINCIBLE DEMON has been slain by your SPACE WEAPONRY, and the VESSEL is now EMPTY, ready to host another SOUL should the occasion arise.

The LEGS and the ARM work together to start producing some SICK BEATS. As long as they aren't getting into trouble, you guess it doesn't matter what the LEGS are doing.

>Develop a crush on the CAT.

Before you can develop a crush on your FLATTENED RELIQUARY, you must first contemplate the legal and ethical ramifications of ROBOBESTIALNECROPHILIA! Only once the long term civil and spiritual consequences of such acts are thoroughly understood can you even begin to pursue such a relationship.

>ARM: Fight LEGS for dominance.

You are now the ARM. You've had enough of the LEGS telling you which direction to take your music in! This BAND won't ever make it mainstream unless someone takes charge and begins acting as undisputed leader of all creative decisions.

You begin fighting the LEGS for dominance.

[luigi]

>Robot: Open TREASURE CHEST

See, that wasn't so difficult.

Your TREASURE CHEST is the container in which you contain treasures. Treasures such as:

1 Piece of your ship: looks like junk, but probably isn't
1 Arm: forgot this was in there (+10 Dexterity)
1 Mysterious Crystal: either fake as shit or at least empty & powerless at the moment
1 Telescope: Allows you to see outside
1 Party Hat: a fun accessory (+1 Charisma, +5 Aptitude)

[BrobyDDark]

>Fork yourself

[Generalrabogolfo]

>fork your legs

[luigi]

Command from IRL Friends:
>EQUIP ARM to repossess LEGS.
>_

[luigi]

>Fork yourself.

You can't reach the FORK all the way around to poke yourself with it! The LIFELESS VESSEL falls to the ground, it's hollows tainted from the evil presence that called it home for so long.

>Fork your legs

You hop across the room to where the LEGS are still jockeying with the ARM for control of their BAND. Personally you believe they should split up and pursue their own genres as independent artists instead of mindlessly sticking together in a vain attempt to relieve the glory days but hey what do you know you're just a boring nine-to-fiver.

Anyways you stab the LEGS with the FORK, completely nullifying their ability to GIVE A SHIT about anything. They do the robot equivalent of passing the fuck out.

>EQUIP ARM to repossess LEGS.

The ARM basically does the work for you - it's so happy to be reattached and under your direct control again! You gotta say, you missed it too. Your ARM (or more specifically, the HAND) is basically your best fucking friend now that your CAT is dead.

The LEGS on the other hand... well you need them for purely practical purposes. You enjoy having LEGS, but it's just so frustrating that you have to worry about them making you sleepwalk all the time, or randomly bump into people. You'd almost think they had a mind of their own! But that's silly.

You are now a full robot again. Maybe you should start thinking about how to fix your SPACESHIP, so you can HUNT YOUR BOUNTIES and GET PAID.