Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Your name is ZIGGY. You are currently standing in a rear foyer belonging to a gang of dangerous BYTE BANDITS,
who recently burgled your MACGUFFIN DRIVE. You and your gang are now exacting REVENGE by killing every last one of them.

What will you do?

enerdgeia wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:39 am

> Equip glass shard as weapon.

You've already got arms, numbnuts!



You will pick up that glass, though. Who knows when it could be useful.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:35 am

>place plant upside down

You pick up the PLANT.

The pressure plate it was sitting atop grinds back into place.
Rooms away, you hear something heavy move.

boogs wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:48 am

> Rummage in mouse hole.

KEY GET!

You don't know what to use this on.

potatoisgood wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:22 am

> Examine eight on the wall.

It's a poster advertising, of all things... the very gang whose base you just infiltrated.
It is adorned in various FUTURISTIC SHAPES to indicate that you are in the FUTURE.

What a bunch of self centered assholes.

Thayle wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:58 pm

> Trash their flimsy rug.

Bladder still full from a meal before this expedition, you piss all over their shitty space-ikea rug. Take that, assholes.

Your CHOLERY meter is nearly emptied!

potatoisgood wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:32 pm

> Angrily tear down the poster.

You tear the poster from its spot on the wall. Little scraps get left behind, still clinging to the wheatpaste.

hemomaddie wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:56 pm

>Take the poster. You deserve it.

Okay. You'll save this for later, in case you get hungry or something.

NEXT.

You continue onwards, deeper into the maze of hallways which surely lays before you. Before you can get too far, however, you reach a crossroads.

Three doors stand before you. What do you do?