Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

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You are a ROBOT BOUNTY HUNTER. You have been travelling through DEEP SPACE searching for new BOUNTIES to claim for almost a year straight now, with no progress. You have taken up MUSIC, and adopted a CAT in order to pass the time. ROBOTS get bored too you know!

At the moment you are suffering from a CATASTROPHIC SHIP BREAKDOWN. It seems you've stopped moving entirely. What will you do?

{MSPFA MIRROR HERE: https://mspfa.com/?s=33613&p=1}

Put a sword in your arm slot

use previously put sword to pic the gas ands drink it

>retrve arm from floor

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:06 am

Put a sword in your arm slot

For reasons only a ROBOT would understand, you attempt to put a SWORD in the slot where an ARM would normally go.

In your attempt to pry the SWORD from the floor of your ship, it breaks. Oh well, on the bright side that means no weird space energy leaking in and killing your CAT. You successfully UPGRADE to SWORD-ARMED.

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:24 am

>Use sword to pick up the gas and drink it.

Everyone knows ROBOTS don't run on GASOLINE, but that doesn't stop you from imbibing every once in a while.

You turn 180 degrees so that your SWORD-ARM is able to pick up the GASOLINE, but predictably enough, without fingers to grasp it you just sort of knock it over, spilling GASOLINE all over the floor.

Good job numb-nuts*!

*(This is especially insulting to ROBOTS due to the fact they have more nuts making up their bodies than humans do.)

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:05 am

>Retrieve arm from floor.

You retrieve your ARM from the floor, and reattach it to yourself. Somehow. How did you do that, actually? It should have been impossible without outside help, given that your only other ARM is in fact a SWORD. Whatever, I guess we'll just skip that detail due to its obvious and overwhelming unimportance.

Your CAT starts drinking GASOLINE.

>Cat: get high off the gasoline and start triping balls

>Robot: accidentally fall on cat due to gas

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:55 pm

>Cat: Get high off the gasoline and start tripping balls

You can't be the CAT because the CAT is too busy tripping balls.

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:31 pm

>Robot: Accidentally fall on cat due to gas

You can't accidentally do something on purpose that's not how that works. You just tap the CAT lightly with your foot to tell it to piss off.

Your CAT wanders over to the middle of the room and passes out. Best to just leave him for now, the hangover is gonna be pretty bad.

>eat cat food

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:25 pm

>eat cat food

For a being of pure logic and complete infallibility, you sure are having a lot of weird thoughts recently.

>Robot: equip chest

>replace torso with chest

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:17 pm

>Robot: EQUIP CHEST.

You reach over with your ARM...

>Next.

And use the SWORD HANDLE to EQUIP your CHEST as a WEAPON.

"But if you're here... and I'm there... then who is flying this plane?" - Space Ghandi, probably.

>Next.

You collapse into a ridiculous pile of ROBOT PARTS. Let's take this from the top.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:19 pm

>Robot: REPLACE TORSO with CHEST.

You hop your HEAD back onto your CHEST. It feels a bit worse for wear, like it's maybe been dropped on the floor (from chest height) one too many times. Luckily you keep a spare CHEST in your TRUNK for times like this.

>equip trunk

>Robot: do a silly dance.

>Equip epic SPACE WEAPONRY

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:23 pm

>EQUIP TRUNK

Your TRUNK is already equipped! It is located inside your CHEST. When you open up your CHEST, the space inside is referred to as the TRUNK.

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:22 am

>Robot: Do a silly dance.

Your legs, suddenly aware of their newfound liberty, begin exercising their freedom through the art of DANCE.

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:05 am

>EQUIP epic SPACE WEAPONRY.

Your SPACE WEAPONRY is in your RELIQUARY!

>Legs: Plan space piracy