Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Hello all! If you're feeling anything like me, you may feel that Homestuck and its related stories are exponentially getting further from what originally drew us into Homestuck and MSPA. If you don't feel that way, that's fine though, but if you do, hopefully this forum adventure will be a nice return to that feeling for you. Introducing...

> √Homestuck




You are a Breathy Inheritor standing in a room. You prefer the name "John", though.

The room you are in is white and mostly unfurnished. There are doors on either side, and a couple of objects strewn about.

What will you do?

(also there is an MSPFA mirror in case you like that kind of stuff)

> Examine the large portrait of Andrew Hussie.

> Eat your windsock and breakdance on the ceiling

Do the windy thing all over your desk

(first off I'm going to mention that I'm also taking commands from MSPFA comments, which should explain all of these commands that didn't come from here. enjoy!)

> Retrieve arms from Huss painting.




You already have arms!! You would think that this would be common knowledge by now.

Will wrote: ↑

Thu May 14, 2020 11:06 pm

> Examine the large portrait of Andrew Hussie.

So this is Andrew Hussie. It has been a long time since you've thought about him, since the world ended.

Wait, did he just blink??

You spend some more time looking at the GIF, even though it doesn't have any animation in it.

> Allocate the Hammer to your strife specibus.




You don't allocate it because you already have allocated your strife specibus to hammerkind, but you do add it to your strife portfolio. Not like you really needed to, though, because you have a god damn bunch of hammers.

> John: Use the magnifying glass to focus the light on the portrait and set it on fire.




You don't think the light from that dinky little bulb could burn through anything, even if it was magnified a thousand times.

> John: Leave your house.




Nothing is easy in your life. Also this isn't your house.

There is still the other door on the other side of the room, though.

> Examine the other corners of the room.
> Use one of your amazing hammers to break down the brick wall.

>Look for safe behind Huss portrait.
>Check sylladex.

>Try to contact one of your friends

> lick the bricks

> smash brick wall




You lightly obliterate the wall.

> Juggle hammers.




Since you have hardly done anything goofy, you decide to start juggling hammers.

One of the hammers hits the light fixture and knocks the light out. There are lightbulb shards everywhere.

> Next.




Andrew Hussie's lips are now illuminated.

> Remove lightbulb from lamp.




You pick up the glass shards. Oh, and there's your sylladex. That didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Mirage Xel wrote: ↑

Fri May 15, 2020 1:54 am

>Check sylladex.

You are currently holding MANY (~) GLASS SHARDS, ONE (1) POSTER, THREE (3) GUSHERS, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, an ENTIRE QUEUESTACK FULL OF SHOES, ONE (1) MODUS CONTROL DECK (of which you are unsure of the logic here. It is configuring the sylladex it is residing inside, you guess?), and then TWO (2) CANS OF SHAVING CREAM.

PilotBlackSmith wrote: ↑

Fri May 15, 2020 3:07 pm

>Try to contact one of your friends

You don't have any communication devices! You can't contact one of your friends right now.

What do you look like, a telepath?

> John: Examine the other side of the room.




You approach the other door.

But Andrew's lips.

They beckon you back.

> BI: Take a closer look at the portrait of the clown.




You already said you prefer "John", but okay.

You take down the piece of art. On the back of it, there seems to be some sort of alien code.

No, it is pretty obviously just a measure of music.

There is also a small MONITOR providing light, a small MECHANICAL DOOR, and three BUTTONS.

John: Make a mental note to play the notes " C G A C" on the first piano you come across.

>John: Use hammer to press first button

> Examine lighted monitor

John: Eat shaving cream for nourishment.

>John: dude just turn into wind lol

>John: Play a computer game.

> John: Put Andrew back on the wall.

Sorry for the super late update, I just didn't really have any drive to work on it for those... months that went by. Also I kind of forgot that I was hosting this here, so none of the commands in this update are actually from here! Some have similar sentiments, though. On with the story!

> John: Pick up those hammers, you messy goof!




You put all the hammers back into your strife specibus.

> Don groucho specs.




There is nothing that can be improved by a CLEVER DISGUISE, even when it is not needed.

> John: Examine monitor.




What in the world!!! The monitor shows your friend Rose!

> John: Press the leftmost button.




The speaker crackles to life and Rose shoots a sideways glance at it.

You can probably use this to speak to her.

> Next.



> John: Play the music, you're a pianist, right?




It's a little hard to play the piano without a piano, numbnuts!!

> In lieu of any available instruments, attempt to whistle the music instead.




You try to whistle the notes, but nothing happens.

> John: Search for an instrument of which to use to play the provided melody.






You go through the door you neglected earlier and wow look that is exactly what you needed.

Slam your hands on the keys willy nilly

>JE: Toss glass shards like shurken