Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:27 pm
... nooooooo. it couldn't be O.o
... nooooooo. it couldn't be O.o
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Wait a goddamn minute
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... nooooooo. it couldn't be O.o
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:09 am
hmmm
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Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:35 am
I don't know honestly. But it is a big ol question mark.
Will say that jude and tavros are both quite nervous and paranoid, its just that jude focuses it towards conspiracy theories.
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:57 am
they all have jake as a biological father so i'm not surprised by their similitude
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:55 am
Holy shit yeah those are all Jake's offspring, Jake included. Does he have the most canonical offspring then?
John - 2 (Harry Anderson, Dad Crocker)
Rose - 2? (Yiffy, Vrissy?(Adopted))
Dave - 0 (Does dave ever have kids?)
Jade - 1 (Yiffy... I don't think she's had any other kids)
Jane - 5 (John, Jade, Tavros, Herself, Dad Egbert)
Roxy - 4 (Rose, Dave, Harry Anderson, Herself)
Dirk - 2 (Dave, Himself)
Jake - 6 (John, Jade, Jake, Joey, Jude, Tavros)
Did I miss anyone?
Whoa so wait John isn't even Tavvy's uncle he's his brother!
John - 2 (Harry Anderson, Dad Crocker)
Rose - 2? (Yiffy, Vrissy?(Adopted))
Dave - 0 (Does dave ever have kids?)
Jade - 1 (Yiffy... I don't think she's had any other kids)
Jane - 5 (John, Jade, Tavros, Herself, Dad Egbert)
Roxy - 4 (Rose, Dave, Harry Anderson, Herself)
Dirk - 2 (Dave, Himself)
Jake - 6 (John, Jade, Jake, Joey, Jude, Tavros)
Did I miss anyone?
Whoa so wait John isn't even Tavvy's uncle he's his brother!
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:20 am
the man is a pussy vortex of sheer masculinity
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:57 pm
Jake is a towering volcano composed of pure sex, and Jane is a fascist fertility goddess.
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:48 pm
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:02 pm
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 5:09 pm
Bringing this up after more thought.
I am still rather suspicious here. Whatever equivalent to geneology we could reference for here, Both jude and tavros have buck teeth like Jane and Jade. Two teeth rather than the slightly dpery one.
The problem is that the two tooth buck teef feature comes from Jane, not Jake. So how would jude have that feature?
Also i might be crazy but Yiffy looks a lot like Joey to me, minus the ears and shit.
I am still rather suspicious here. Whatever equivalent to geneology we could reference for here, Both jude and tavros have buck teeth like Jane and Jade. Two teeth rather than the slightly dpery one.
The problem is that the two tooth buck teef feature comes from Jane, not Jake. So how would jude have that feature?
Also i might be crazy but Yiffy looks a lot like Joey to me, minus the ears and shit.
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 7:40 pm
Re: Wait a goddamn minute
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 4:11 am
In one of the book commentaries, Hussie explains that Jake has more than one forgotten separate family at various points around the world. The virility of his sperm would destroy the rest of the characters in the series even if the ones on-screen didn't count.