Last Post Wins

[MP the OP OG]

By wining a dead session

[MorganMustDie]

guys help theres a boy I like what do I do

[RoyalFiddle]

tie him up and feed him to your spider-mom

[MorganMustDie]

the implication that im a vriskakin is almost more than i can handle i am at my limit reading this right now

[MP the OP OG]

Be anything but yourself

[Generalrabogolfo]

dont be yourself that sucks

[sigmatic]

dont be yourself that sucks

myself? couldn't be me

[MorganMustDie]

okay i wasn't myself i decided to be a middle aged woman named Julie and he just apologised and said he thought i was someone else and then he left me alone guys i think i screwed up

[Oddhi]

Resort to violent measures.

[MorganMustDie]

but if he DIES i cant KISS HIM

[Oddhi]

Says WHO???

Revive him with a CORPSESMOOCH.

[Generalrabogolfo]

Morgan what you must do is start operation "slenderman".

[MP the OP OG]

You mean stab someone to death in the woods to appease a fictional monster in hope he will kidnap your love interest. Sure! I see nothing wrong with this plan!

[Sokota]

guys help theres a boy I like what do I do

be honest and kind with him, and when the Feelings start to overflow, you just oughta tell him

[MorganMustDie]

I'm getting a lot of mixed signals here and I'm not sure if I can possibly do all of these things but I'll try!!

[Morphimus]

This whole thread is futile. Classpectanon can just post and then lock the thread. This is like trying to beat a car in a footrace.

But I'll be damned if I ain't gonna try!

[Generalrabogolfo]

this thread is futile, but aren't our whole lives, in the cosmic sense, futile too? then, if they are, why even try? if there are forces beyond our control capable of rendering our attempts meaningless, why even think we can do something important then?

[MorganMustDie]

like life, jumping into this thread with the intention to come out on top is an immeasurable effort

but, to visit here just for the fun of what will transpire along the way until it's eventually locked? that's how memories are made

[aspiringWatcher]

This whole thread is futile. Classpectanon can just post and then lock the thread. This is like trying to beat a car in a footrace.

But I'll be damned if I ain't gonna try!

CPA is above that.

[Generalrabogolfo]

ʰᵉʸ ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ⁿᵒʷ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵐᵃˡˡᵉˢᵗ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉˀˀ ᴵ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ᵃˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʰᵒʷ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ʷᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ʷʰʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ. ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵖᵃᵍᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷᵇᶦᵉ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵉᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ. ⁿᵒʷ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿⁿᶦᵉˢᵗ ˢʰᶦᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵉᵉⁿ. ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ. ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ. ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʰᵒʷ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶦˢ. ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ.