Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Maybe it isn't something that needs to be said or even needs discussion, because to me its a crystal clear fact, but Caliborn is most certainly into vore. All signs point to it. From his early works as a deviantart level artist to his late stages, after fusing into lord english, where he just eats people. he has mouth lazers, he has the gun cane, he could probably just rip them in half or poison his nails but no, he bites peoples heads off, tries to swallow people whole, and poisons his gold tooth. Don't agree? discuss

I am scared.

This is the WORST thread in the forum.

I agree with everything said so far. please continue to make this thread worse

vanico wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:07 pm

This is the WORST thread in the forum.

I agree.

It hurts. It's mentally painful.

Roxy wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:11 pm

I agree with everything said so far. please continue to make this thread worse

If we postulate this then we MUST come to the conclusion that AltCallie did not triumph over LE because of strength or element surprise but entirely because she was voring him and he liked it too much to stop her. Remember that Equius let Gamzee kill him because of his weirdo hangup and LE is 1/4th Equius.

Roxy, I agree entirely with your claim that Caliborn is into vore. As you say, the evidence is all there and it should be evident to any and all readers that this is fact. You posit that this topic might not need discussion or attention, and I must completely disagree. I applaud your bravery in working to bring this critical character information further into the light of intellectual discourse. There are many readers who have managed to miss or deny this detail and I hope that we can change that.

Sahxyel wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:22 pm

If we postulate this then we MUST come to the conclusion that AltCallie did not triumph over LE because of strength or element surprise but entirely because she was voring him and he liked it too much to stop her. Remember that Equius let Gamzee kill him because of his weirdo hangup and LE is 1/4th Equius.

An absolutely enlightening conclusion, already this topic has born fruit.

Sahxyel wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:22 pm

If we postulate this then we MUST come to the conclusion that AltCallie did not triumph over LE because of strength or element surprise but entirely because she was voring him and he liked it too much to stop her. Remember that Equius let Gamzee kill him because of his weirdo hangup and LE is 1/4th Equius.

Now this, this is exactly the kind of ideas i hoped to bring to light, thank god somebody else gets it. I'm almost certain this is exactly what happened and i'd be willing to bet that were Andrew Hussie himself in this thread right now, he would not be able to deny it.

warmwood wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:25 pm

Roxy, I agree entirely with your claim that Caliborn is into vore. As you say, the evidence is all there and it should be evident to any and all readers that this is fact. You posit that this topic might not need discussion or attention, and I must completely disagree. I applaud your bravery in working to bring this critical character information further into the light of intellectual discourse. There are many readers who have managed to miss or deny this detail and I hope that we can change that.

thank you so much warmwood

in that case anyone got any Reader x Caliborn vore fics yall can shoot me i need to do some research

Don't Cherubs reproduce through vore

It isn't just heavily implied, it's canonical.

seerofheart wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:59 pm

Don't Cherubs reproduce through vore

It isn't just heavily implied, it's canonical.

each and every person in this thread including myself has been played like a damn fiddle. That being said. why the FUCK does he try to eat John and Dave. I mean, we know he's into davekat or whatever but look, he literally did everything in his power to make John look awful in homosuck so why then would he want to eat him

seerofheart wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:59 pm

Don't Cherubs reproduce through vore

It isn't just heavily implied, it's canonical.

No, they just turn into bigass snakes and bite the shit out of eachother
At least, both of Calliope and Caliborn's parents lived through their encounter with eachother which I don't think vore permits

Cherubs feel kismesisitude more easily. Alt!Calliope is clearly pitch crushing on Dirk and wants to eat him so badly (Aranea literally says adult Cherubs seek out partners who remind them of their other half.) Caliborn was probably strangely aroused by John beating the shit out of him.

seerofheart wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:09 pm

Cherubs seek out partners who remind them of their other half

An offshoot of Dirk is literally 1/4 of Lord English, so in that sense Alt!Calliope has already had the pleasure of voring Dirk

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:11 pm

An offshoot of Dirk is literally 1/4 of Lord English, so in that sense Alt!Calliope has already had the pleasure of voring Dirk

She got 1/4, time for the rest.

Who's ready for some meat.

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:11 pm

An offshoot of Dirk is literally 1/4 of Lord English, so in that sense Alt!Calliope has already had the pleasure of voring Dirk

to be more specific, caliborn vored a dirk and then was vored by calliope, so i don't think they really counts, and even then, that was only one of like, infinite dirks. ultdirk meanwhile is all the dirks. every single one of them. calliope would love to vore every dirk at once

Roxy wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:21 pm

to be more specific, caliborn vored a dirk and then was vored by calliope, so i don't think they really counts, and even then, that was only one of like, infinite dirks. ultdirk meanwhile is all the dirks. every single one of them. calliope would love to vore every dirk at once

turducken
calengdirk

It is 100% true.

why are we arguing this point over things that happened AFTER homestuck. the real meat (this is not an epilogue joke please just let me use this turn of phrase) of this thread should be finding proof within the comic to support it. not only is it much more challenging, but it provides reason for anything with caliborn vore to be semi canon compliant



this is perhaps the worst post i will ever make on this website. thank you for the opportunity

nuclear333 wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:14 am

why are we arguing this point over things that happened AFTER homestuck. the real meat (this is not an epilogue joke please just let me use this turn of phrase) of this thread should be finding proof within the comic to support it. not only is it much more challenging, but it provides reason for anything with caliborn vore to be semi canon compliant



this is perhaps the worst post i will ever make on this website. thank you for the opportunity

uu: NO. THIS ISN'T AS GOOD.
uu: IT'S NOT AS TITILLATING AS I DESIRE.
uu: HAVE THE MALE EAT THE CHILD.
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