AltCalliope is the fattest character in Homestuck

[Sahxyel]

As a sister thread to 'Caliborn is into vore' I say that AltCalliope is by far the biggest fattest character in Homestuck. Her density and gravity pull is so great it devours Paradox Space and the Dreambubbles themselves, greedily gobbling more and more reality like a kid feasting upon delicious candy.

Fun fact! When Caliborn depicts Jane as being 'fat' here is how he decides to render it.

-WARNING: Caliborn being very rude beneath the spoiler

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Kind of just looks like a big circle. Or maybe a black hole? What do you think?

[MorganMustDie]

I don't think you can eat someone this much bigger than you without putting on a little chub

[Darth_Energon]

WITH MEAT. YOU NEED ONLY ENJOY. A SINGULAR JUICY STEAK. IT IS GRATIFYING. AND DELICIOUS.
BUT CANDY. THE SAYING IS. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE. JUST ONE PIECE.
IT IS OBVIOUS. WHICH INDULGENT FEAST. LEADS TO THE PATH. OF THE CRIPPLING CONDITION. OF BEING. A MASSIVE FAT BITCH.

[RoyalFiddle]

AltCallie is into forcefeeding and inflation confirmed

[gutza1]

This entire thread feels like a shitty "yo mamma so fat" joke.

[MorganMustDie]

Alt Calliope eyeing up Lord English as he fell down to Earth C

[Generalrabogolfo]

Caliborn will, in time, vore everything. Calliope, on the other hand, will be able to vore everything in space.