>ROBOQUEST

[BrobyDDark]

>thesw hooligans look friendly
>apologize to them for attempted vehicular manslaughter!

[luigi]

>These hooligans look friendly.

No they don't! But sometimes people look wicked, when really they're super nice.

>Apologize to them for attempted vehicular manslaughter!

They reject your apology in a pretty big way.

[23toedbasket]

DEPLOY ANTI-LIFE FIELD, SET TO ORGANIC.

[BrobyDDark]

>don't die

[Merlin]

>Retrieve toolbox at all cost.

[luigi]

>DEPLOY ANTI-LIFE FIELD, SET TO ORGANIC.

In a panic, you use LEVEL 38 FORKTECH: ANIMUS IMMOLATION INCARNATE. The ANTI-LIFE FIELD completely vaporizes all organic material within its radius. The other HOOLIGAN looks quite distraught!

>Don't die.

You are now the SLAIN HOOLIGAN. You don't die just long enough to see your own body floating listlessly through the void. You give your lifelong partner and soul-mate G'KGLAHTULON one last loving look before perishing forever.

Your severed tentacle shakes off that ROBOT's pesky ARM.

>Retrieve toolbox at all cost.

Okay everything is getting pretty fucked up, if you don't want to be stuck in space forever you're going to need that TOOLBOX so you can fix your SHIP. You engage LEVEL 24 FORKTECH: BALLISTIC ACTUATION in order to blast off towards the TOOLBOX.

The HOOLIGAN gives chase! Looks like he's mad you killed his friend or something.

[23toedbasket]

>if he gets too close ENGAGE HYPER THRUSTERS and scorch him like BLACKENED CHICKEN

[Generalrabogolfo]

>if he gets too close, feed him with the tools

[BrobyDDark]

>if he gets too close apologize profusely and offer him your legs to act as a replacement friend

[luigi]

>If he gets too close ENGAGE HYPER THRUSTERS and scorch him like BLACKENED CHICKEN.

He is definitely getting too close! You decide to turn up your FORKTECH to LEVEL 79 and ENGAGE HYPER THRUSTERS. It's not very effective! These HOOLIGANS have thick skin!

>If he gets too close, feed him with the tools.

He is DEFINITELY GETTING WAY TOO CLOSE!! Since the fire didn't work, you decide to toss your TOOLBOX into his maw, in an attempt to... placate him? What was that supposed to accomplish exactly? Because it accomplished exactly jack dick, with a side of fuck-all nothing.

>If he gets too close apologize profusely and offer him your LEGS to act as a replacement friend.

Yeah, he's REALLY FUCKING CLOSE!!! But you want your TOOLBOX back so you decide to begin acting more diplomatically. You apologize for killing his friends, and offer the LEGS as a peace gift - the gift of FRIENDSHIP.

Obviously he just eats the LEGS and keeps being an angry, hungry space monster. Less hungry than he was five minutes ago, but hungry nonetheless.

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[BrobyDDark]

>Legs: Assume direct control of the monster

[luigi]

>Next.

Wonders where the fuck the FORK went???

>Legs: Assume direct control of the monster.

The LEGS normally don't like being controlled directly by the COMMAND PROMPT, but this is kind of a shitty situation so just this once they decide to humor us by playing along. The only issue is that the LEGS cannot assume control of the HOOLIGAN until LEVEL 48 FORKTECH: CALAMARI CONTROL is used. Luckily they managed to snag the FORK when the ROBOT tossed them into the HOOLIGAN (for god knows what reason) but unfortunately the FORK landed all the way on the other side of the monster's gut!

[BrobyDDark]

>bounce off of tool box and onto other end

[MP the OP OG]

>use rocket boosters to fly across the lake of stomach acid

[luigi]

>Bounce off of tool box and onto other end.

Okay, you do that and it's no problem. Well, it's almost no problem. You burn off one of your feet as it grazes the stomach acid by accident. The EPIC SPACE WEAPONRY is now within reach!

>Use rocket boosters to fly across the lake of stomach acid.

You EQUIP the FORK and use LEVEL 24 FORKTECH: BALLISTIC ACTUATION to fly across the lake of stomach acid. You fly across it upways, directly out of the HOOLIGAN'S gross stomach.

>Next.

You are now the ROBOT again. You were seconds away from being eaten by this HOOLIGAN, but all of a sudden he recoiled! This has given you time to continue floating aimlessly. Some of your shit is floating all the way out here, and an apple too for some inexplicable reason. That's cool.

The HOOLIGAN looks a little... sick. You hope he doesn't do something nasty like burp up his last meal.

>Next.

The HOOLIGAN does something nasty and burps up his last meal. Your LEGS come flying out of it's maw, along with a lot of really gross stomach stench. You worry what kinds of advanced SPACE PIRACY the LEGS are going to try enacting now that they have the FORK.

[23toedbasket]

Use LEVEL 42 FORKTECH: Bluetooth Connection to take mental control of the LEGS before they commit space piracy! get over here you rascals!

[BrobyDDark]

>Flee before your legs kill you

[luigi]

Use LEVEL 42 FORKTECH: BLUETOOTH CONNECTION to take mental control of the LEGS before they commit space piracy! get over here you rascals!

You attempt to use LEVEL 42 FORKTECH: BLUETOOTH CONNECTION, which is a FORKTECH that allows you to use FORKTECHS even when you are not physically wielding the FORK. Through the BLUETOOTH CONNECTION you wish to use another FORKTECH: LEVEL 15 MACHINA EX PLACATION, the appeasement of ROBOTS and ROBOT PARTS.

Your attempt fails! Remember when you burned off your antenna? That didn't stop from being a thing that happened. Until you fix or replace your antenna, all attempts to use FORKTECHS via BLUETOOTH will probably fail. You could always establish a wired connection, but then it wouldn't really be bluetooth now would it?

>Flee before your legs kill you

You put the APPLE in your TRUNK for safekeeping and then start flailing your ARM in an attempt to swim through space. Unfortunately this attempt does nothing to move you whatsoever. The LEGS don't seem interested in killing you regardless. They've noticed a SHIP in the distance, and they seem more interested in PIRATING it than they are in killing you.

[23toedbasket]

>ask to hitch a ride on the HOOLIGAN, offer the apple and eternal friendship as reward

[luigi]

>Ask to hitch a ride on the HOOLIGAN, offer the apple and eternal friendship as reward.

You offer up your CRIMSON FRUIT to the space monster. You beg the giant gross squid to accept this peace offering, and assist you in stopping those LEGS from completely ruining the entire SOLAR SYSTEM'S ECONOMY.

He hesitates for a moment. You did kill his best friend and life-long lover after all. The suspense is out of this world!

>Next.

The HOOLIGAN does not accept your gift of ETERNAL FRIENDSHIP.

NIF'R5BLG UNGK 4GGGNEOATH\'\'S DO SJEEBT H NRU8=4G GNAKHGA ;LA
(Translation: When all is said and done, you will pay for your crimes.)

That being said, he agrees to help you for the time being. Your APPLE + SOB STORY combo really engorged his EMPATHY GLANDS.