ItaliCuest

[23toedbasket]

We BEGIN our story in the HYPERVOID. Where our HERO is currently being SAVED
I: AHHHHHhHHHHhhhhhHhhHHHhhhhHhhhHHHhhh


PZshIEWWW

-----OOOF.


I:... Where... H-hello?

purple void: hello.

[BrobyDDark]

Man this webcomic's gettin' weird

>Lord Italian: Offer the purple void one of your spicy meatballs

[23toedbasket]

Man this webcomic's gettin' weird

>Lord Italian: Offer the purple void one of your spicy meatballs

Yes, of course ONE MEATBALL COMING U-- what? nothing happened...
WH-WHERE'S YOUR CROWN??? without it you have NO POWER, you are not LORD ITALIAN anymore...
JUST ITALIAN

PV:You want a... meatball? here, have one on me

[luigi]

>Ask purple void for a recap on the plot so far because you're a little out of the loop

[23toedbasket]

>Ask purple void for a recap on the plot so far because you're a little out of the loop

I: can you tell me what's-a going on? I feel a little out of the loop

PV:What do you mean? I am just here trying to run my Universes like a good void when all of a sudden you burst through into my UltraVoid from the HyperVoid... I've got literally an infinite amount of stuff on hold at the noment, because now I have to deal with another void's throwaway OC. I was just about to ask YOU 'what's-a going on.' Who sent you? yellow void? Cloud Void? After Void?

[BrobyDDark]

The Pizza Formerly Known As Lord: Tell her about A Void 2 and his betrayal just as Red began invading

[luigi]

>Purple Void: Ask Mr Italian what kind of pizza IS he, exactly? Like, toppings, crust thickness etc

[23toedbasket]

The Pizza Formerly Known As Lord: Tell her about A Void 2 and his betrayal just as Red began invading

>Purple Void: Ask Mr Italian what kind of pizza IS he, exactly? Like, toppings, crust thickness etc

Purple void is entirely unresponsive to your commands.

I: I WAS-A GOD IN A VOID AND-A MADE A PLANET AND THERE WAS-A THIS POWER CHILD AND THEN THEY TRIED-A REFERENCING CENSORED AND WE BONK-A INTO red thing AND A VOID 2 HE A SLAP A ME INTO YOU!

PV:Whoa whoa whoa, hold on. You're just from A void? Yikes I can't even be seen with you.. listen I don't want any trouble here if the PAPA VOID hears that I'm messing around with... I don't even want to say it... here just take your meatball and LEAVE

[luigi]

>Carve a face into the meatball and name it Junior Italian

[23toedbasket]

>Carve a face into the meatball and name it Junior Italian

you carve a face into Junior Italian... uh oh, something appears in the distance...

PV: Please, please PLEASE you have to get out before PAPA sees!

Lich:

[BrobyDDark]

Italian: Aska who papa isa!

[RoyalFiddle]

Italian: Finda a placea to hidea

[luigi]

>Italian: Protect Junior with your LIFE

[BrobyDDark]

Italian: Run and hide

[23toedbasket]

Italian: Aska who papa isa!

ITALIAN looks fondly down upon his new ward, JUNIOR ITALIAN and asks
I: "Who is a this a PAPA you speaking ofa?"

PV: you don't even know PAPA VOID oh gosh, oh JEEZ how... er... you gotta LEAVE. PLEASE.

Italian: Finda a placea to hidea

I: "hide-a?.. hide-a from a wha...op...mama mia "

PV:can you hear me??? you have to

>Italian: Protect Junior with your LIFE

Italian: Run and hide

ZOOOOOOOOMMMM

PV:Go... WAIT NO NOT DEEPER, GO AWAY, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE... what are you even running fr...

PV: AHHHHHH!!! A LICH a void gave me LICH oh lord oh god almighty if PAPA sees this I'm in SO much trouble

[luigi]

>Italian: Consume Junior! The safest place for him would be in your stomach. Be careful not to digest him while he's in there.

[23toedbasket]

>Italian: Consume Junior! The safest place for him would be in your stomach. Be careful not to digest him while he's in there.

SWORD OF INCORRUPTIBILITY: shlASH!

Lich: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I: "This-a getting a-nutzo. engage-a PANZO MODE. " and your zoom continues

PV: ... ... ... ...fuck.

























*Pop*

[luigi]

>Check Status

[23toedbasket]

>Check Status

As you're running you check your status:
Menu Item State:
PANZO MODE
Lord Aspects:
God powers: 000000000.0
Crust Thickness: Full
Mustachiality: 89%

Wards
State of Power Child: n/a
State of Junior Italian: safe-a within PANZO

Traits
Spirit: 50
Brawn: 24
Wit 8

inventory:
-Processed Cheese
- Green Apple Hard Candy
- Mushrooms
-Junior Italian

You hear the sounds of Pleading forgiveness and paternalistic OUTRAGE but you do not dare turn back now!

LOOK UP AHEAD!! A trypophobe's nightmare, but a FLEEING FUGITIVE'S DREAM



BONK!
You get knocked unconscious...

you wake up to the sounds of strange sobbing... wait...

I: "MAMA MIA JUNIOR ITALIAN-O!"



You arouse yourself abruptly, and soak in the strange scenery...

Junior italian is safe and sound but with much more mustache than you recall... and... floating? and... speaking? Consoling some poor, injured, and pitiful individual that you've never seen before... He weeps over some meloncholic situation involving betrayal, outcasting, and humiliating defeat by a terrible foe. He looks injured, and slightly suspicious... but if Junior likes him... well... I guess he must be alright

[luigi]

>Italian: Offer him a green apple candy so he stops crying.

>ONE: Explain how you got here. Didn't you win the battle against... no wait you fled... or... wait what's going on?