A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

[luigi]

Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.

Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?

Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.

I will kill you.




Okay g'night roomies!

Daddy?

I like where this is going. Dont wake US up. I'll kill her.



I will kill my new wife.


Okay g'night!

Everyone knows the age old stereoetype of fat chick and old man engaged in an incestual marriage while living in a college dorm with nearly 20 other people. This situation isn't even that weird.

[Punchlion]

guys, let's totally start a fraternity/sorority hybrid and throw a RAGER

[mspainadventures]

God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom

If I begin drinking alcohol will you bang my mom?

[Sokota]

Hey guys, I'm back!
Long story short, I was arrested in Kazakhstan for tax fraud. But now the OG is back! Anyways who drunk all of my chocolate milk while I was gone

[luigi]

Hey guys, I'm back!
Long story short, I was arrested in Kazakhstan for tax fraud. But now the OG is back! Anyways who drunk all of my chocolate milk while I was gone

It was me... I just couldn't help myself, it was getting chunky...

[mspainadventures]

feelin' little a alrite with the idea of hot choclety milk.

[syrupsand]

God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom

If I begin drinking alcohol will you bang my mom?

If u really want her dead, then ok.



P.S.: im a hitman now(plz dnt hit me uwu)

[syrupsand]

OMG OH SHIT my socks look like kemits head rn omg im literally shaking nd crying rn kermit would never do this omg:(

[luigi]

OMG OH SHIT my socks look like kemits head rn omg im literally shaking nd crying rn kermit would never do this omg:(

tfw you accidentally wear the communal cum sock

[syrupsand]

Eww no imagine having a cum sock lol what kind of a loser do you have to be

[mspainadventures]

You can't win if you never lose, I like to say.

[luigi]

You can't win if you never lose, I like to say.

I like to say hey who wants to build a pillow fort tn in the living room we can use the sleeping hobo as a tent pole!

[23toedbasket]

*Snoooooore* I'LL TAKE THE HEART MYSELF *SNNNoooooooooooRe* TRADE YA PIXIE DUST F'R SOME 5G *SsSsSSSnooooooorrrree* Smth, ABOUT Israel... isrealluminati. *SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOORRRRREEEEE*

[mspainadventures]

*Lifts eyelid to see if you're in the REM phase.*

[23toedbasket]

Eyes are refrigerated McDonald's beef fat yellow you're not even sure if I'm alive

[syrupsand]

Yall just ever be like....

What the fuuuuccck............

[mspainadventures]

yes.

[syrupsand]

Or like......








daaaaaaaammmmnnnn...........

[finallyDeme]

guys i really need to study can you stop summoning satan for like half an hour

[syrupsand]

We stopped for 2 months and 9 days. I told you to not take drugs man.