LAND’S SAKES ALIVE, WE ARE COOKING WITH PETROL NOW

epimetheusEmrys · Post by **epimetheusEmrys** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:22 pm

Colonel Sassacre appreciation thread. Let’s talk about him.

Post by **calamityCons** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 6:49 pm

He. He is literally just Mark twain in a party hat.

epimetheusEmrys · Post by **epimetheusEmrys** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:34 pm

calamityCons wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 16, 2019 6:49 pm
He. He is literally just Mark twain in a party hat.

Yes and

Post by **calamityCons** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:59 pm

There is very little else to talk about without discussing Mark Twain???

epimetheusEmrys · Post by **epimetheusEmrys** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:05 pm

calamityCons wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:59 pm
There is very little else to talk about without discussing Mark Twain???

How about how he married the Condescence twice

egg · Post by **egg** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:10 pm

sexy sexy comedy man

Darth_Energon · Post by **Darth_Energon** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:04 pm

He's pretty epic

TH4NK YOU B3N · Post by **TH4NK YOU B3N** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:38 pm

i didn't like huckleberry finn

JakeMorph · Post by **JakeMorph** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:12 pm

I don't like that his crotch is way over to one side

Brandibee · Post by **Brandibee** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:03 pm

JakeMorph wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:12 pm
I don't like that his crotch is way over to one side

Why would you say that
Why would you make me notice that
I can't not see it anymore and its BOTHERING ME

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