The Bubble Machine

[egg]

YAITSO: 𝕸𝖆𝖞𝖇𝖊 𝕴 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 †𝖆𝖐𝖊 †𝖍𝖆† 𝖆𝖘 𝖆 𝖍𝖎𝖓†? 𝕴 𝖌𝖊† †𝖍𝖆† 𝖆 𝖑𝖔†.
YAITSO: "𝖄𝖔𝖚 †𝖆𝖑𝖐 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 †𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖑. 𝕭𝖚† 𝖍𝖊𝖞, 𝖒𝖆𝖞𝖇𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 †𝖔 𝖉𝖊𝖆†𝖍", †𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖉 †𝖔 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖈𝖊.
She seemed to ignore the fact Jaradi was smiling...
Yaitso seemed hesitant to enter the communal hive for whatever reason, and moved to sit down at the closest point she could get to the water without being hit by the waves. She was a seadweller, of course, and swimming was far from unknown or completely undesirable to her. But it still feels uncomfortable to have your clothes wet.
She stared at the false ocean for a while, a blank stare, almost as if her mind was occupied with something else, and then...
YAITSO: 𝕬𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞, 𝕴 𝖉𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖇𝖎† 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚† †𝖍𝖆† 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉.
YAITSO: 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖈𝖊𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖎†𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊. 𝕴 𝖘𝖚𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖊 †𝖍𝖆† 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖉𝖔 †𝖍𝖊 †𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐.

[Deageon]

The human had been mostly silent, maybe lost in thought or being IRL beaten to death with finals, sorry for some reason or other. Jonathan would direct his gaze towards the ocean he had washed up from. "You trolls really uh, seem prone to bouts of murder and other things as a society, huh? Seems kinda hard for a civilization to survive some of the stuff I've heard about."

[deadlyAdder]

Jaradi seems to be about to answer Yaitso before she's cut off by Jona. She glares for a split second before returning to a neutral expression and answering.
JARADI: ( my planet doeSs not focuSs on murdering people unlesSSs thoSse people dare to challenge the common beliefSs of Corruika and VirruiSs. )



She then turns back to Yaitso, to finish what she was going to say.
JARADI: ( i did not mean harm by Ssaying you talk a lot. it iSs intereSsting to hear what you have to Ssay, eSspecially conSsidering you are a Sseadweller. pleaSse do not take offenSse, and do not Sstop your Sspeech becauSse otherSs do not app-ree-shee-ate it. )
She pronounces "appreciate" a little weird, but it's clear what she means.

[egg]

Yaitso turns to face the human, whom she had not noticed before. She's been here long enough to be familiar with the sight of a human, though it is still a bit uncomfortable. Not like she'd say that.
YAITSO: 𝕮𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖘 †𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖗† 𝖔𝖋 †𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 †𝖍𝖆† 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈†𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖞𝖘†𝖊𝖒 𝖌𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉.
YAITSO: 𝕬𝖉𝖒𝖎✠𝖊𝖉𝖑𝖞, 𝕴 𝖉𝖔𝖓'† 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖒𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚† 𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈†𝖎𝖔𝖓. 𝕴† 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖒𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖘† 𝖋𝖆𝖓†𝖆𝖘†𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 †𝖔 𝖒𝖊. 𝕭𝖚† 𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖔𝖇𝖏𝖊𝖈†𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖘𝖆𝖞 †𝖍𝖆† †𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖞𝖘†𝖊𝖒 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝖓𝖔† 𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆†𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝖆𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖘𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖘 †𝖍𝖊 𝕬𝖑†𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖒𝖔†𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖗𝖚𝖇𝖘 𝖉𝖔. 𝕿𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 †𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖌𝖗𝖚𝖇𝖘 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖐 - 𝖍𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖕.
YAITSO: 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖔𝖗 𝖉𝖎𝖊. 𝖂𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖓 †𝖍𝖆†, 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖞.

[MP the OP OG]

Another troll wanders onto the dream beach. It appears to be one of the rare MALE JADEBLOODS, he is also a ranbow drinker, as evident by his glowing white skin. he is wearing a ridiculously large crimson red sunhat it is in fact so large that it covers his horns. He is also wearing a large lether jacket with a simple black tee shirt underneath. The rest of his outfit is just simple black pants and shose. This trolls name is ALCARD RADIUM. He was 6 and a half sweeps old at the time of his death. Well his 4 death if you cont rainbow drinkerness and SBURB bullshit.

Oh great, now I'm $omewhere el$e entirely. $tupid dream bubble logic.

[deadlyAdder]

Jaradi briefly glances over at the newcomer, before deciding she doesn't find him very interesting. After all, male Jades aren't that uncommon, at least not on her home planet. Who would prepare each troll for being raised by a lusus otherwise?

[Deageon]

The human would shrug. "I can see what you mean, with the whole...population stuff, I guess? It's just really alien to me to hear about all the death and oppression, not to imply humanity is perfect by any means." He sends a glance and a wave towards the male Jadeblood, not knowing the significance of that at all. "Heya, uh, dude."

[MP the OP OG]

oh don't $top your conver$ation on my behalf I'm ju$t gonna $tand here and brode about the fact that I wa$ just in thi$ really cool tower but the dream bubble$ de$ided to $crew with me and send me to wherever thi$ pla$e I$. In fact the pla$e. Literly it ju$t feelt important. Unlike the re$t of thi$ clu$terfuck of memory$. $erio$ly I'm afraid I'm going to walk into a memory $omeones $ex dungeon. At Lea$t thi$ place looks nice unlike mo$t memory$ , negativity bia$ I$ a bitch, ec$e$aly when the afterlife is just a big clu$terfuck of memory$.
He then turns his head to the hive in the distance.
Oh, I$ their booze in their?
He suddenly runs to the hive, his ranbow drinker speed giveing the people only a short responce period if they don't want to shout. The conversation he was trying to start overshadowed by his want for the bitter elixer of temporary release.

[deadlyAdder]

Jaradi watches the jadeblood leave, lifting an eyebrow

JARADI: ( he iSs Sstrange. he SsaySs wordSs in a weird way i think yeSs? )

...yöürë önë tö talk. -7-
Stop that. You aren't meant to show up yet. And she can't even hear you.
...whatëvër. -3-

Jaradi turns her attention back to the other two, tilting her head slightly.

[egg]

This whole time, Yaitso was staring in silent incredulity at the male jadeblood! She's never seen one before - in her world, these were genetically impossible. The only way to be one would be to transition from one gender to another. This was already a pretty rare occurrence on Alternia, where it was a sign of more rebellious trolls, but essentially unheard of in the Jade caste, as doing so would be considered breaking away from the established norm. Which essentially means death.
And yet, there they sped off into the hive. She shook her head, assuming that simply meant they might have been from another planet. She had to remain respectful at all times, after all.
YAITSO: 𝖂𝖔𝖜.

[Deageon]

The human looked like he was gonna respond for a second, at least until the Jade dude sped off towards the communal hive. "Uh, yeah, that's...a bit weird. Can't say I've seen someone get that excited over alcohol in a while, or even the prospect. Bleh." Jonathan shakes his head, clearly not the guy to partake in alcohol at least from his reaction.

[MP the OP OG]

Alicard happens to find a wealth of gloriously CHEEP BOOZE in the hive. He imedeitly starts chugging bottle after bottle of booze. After getting slightly tipsy he bursts out of the door to the hive with a six pack of beer under one of his arms.
there I$ a $hit ton of alcohol in their. Like any kind of booze you could ever want. There$ al$I $ome other $hit in there like cake$ and $tuff. But who care$, their i$ booze for day$!! Not like time really mater$ here.
He then proceeds to take a beer out of the six pack he's holding a chug it. He then toses the empty bottle behind him.
Like $erio$ly there$ a ton of luxury $hit in there. Like a giant a$$ t.v
He then spreads his arms to demonstrate just how huge the t.v is. But when he dose this the six pack of booze he was carrying falls to the ground. Shattering the beer bottles and spreading the brownish gold liquid everywhere
Ah, $hit.

[deadlyAdder]

Jaradi glares as the jadeblood returns, spilling alcohol all over the fucking place. She reaches a hand up to her face and draws a 5-pointed star sign on her forehead with her finger, before a gust of wind blows.
Suddenly, she's standing right behind Alcard. Glaring.

JARADI: ( i would not partake in SsoporificSs if i were you. their exiSstence goeSs againSst the beauty of VirruiSs' creation, and i hear they can be very deadly. )

Is she... threatening him?

[MP the OP OG]

Alicard turns around to face the purple blood. And he dose the something only someone who spent the better part of a sweep wearing a qauntum suicide device for the purpose of abusing Alpha timeline logic.
He poses stupidly and says.
Oh, your approaching me? Well come a$ clo$e a$ you like.
He then takes a MENACING step forward. But sence he forgets that he is just one step forward he acsiddntly puts his leg next to her.
Well thi$ I$ awkward.
He then moves to the bottom of the stairs and takes another MENACING step forward. Or it would be menacing if what just happened didn't happen.

[deadlyAdder]

.....

.....

[Deageon]

"So...uh." Jonathan awkwardly looks to the left and to the right, then back at Yaitso. "I'm Jonathan, by the way." He seems like he is very pointedly ignoring whatever the hell is going on between the purple and the jadeblood, not wanting to get caught up in all that fuss.

[MP the OP OG]

$o, I'm just gonna go in there and $ee if I can get "The Office" on the t.v in there. $o if you could ju$t move please.
He than walks up to her and awkwardly trys to get past her.
He then notices that her robe/dress thing has soaked up some of the spiled alcohol. ((This is assuming that it touches the ground. Tell me if I'm wrong in that assumption))
uh, your dre$$...robe thing $oaked up $ome of the $pilled booze.
He then points to the stain
You might want to do $omething about that.

[deadlyAdder]

Jaradi seems shocked as she looks down at the stain, and her pupils dilate into reptilian slits as she slowly turns her head up to glare at the jadeblood.

JARADI: ( Fix. It. )
JARADI: NOW.

[MP the OP OG]

He puts his hands up and backs upI don't know how to clean fabric! Their I$ probably a wa$hing machine in the hive. That would be fa$ter than cleaning it by hand anyway!
He dosen't seem to be scared of the Jaradi and his actions are more about not getting into a fight with her.
Be$ide$ it not really my fault you were the one who teleported behind me.
He then seems to realize what he just said.
I'm not makeing thing$ better for my$elf at all, am I?

[deadlyAdder]

Jaradi lifts her dress over her head, holding it out with two hands to the jadeblood. Thankfully, she's wearing shorts and a tank top underneath.

JARADI: FIKSS IT.

She hisses a lot more with her words now. Someone's pissed off.